Fun-Plaza

Hello everyone enjoy these computer songs ....................



# Local variable -

Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,pal do pal meri kahani hai

pal do pal meri hastihai..



# Global variable -

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon, har ik pal meri kahani hai

har ik pal meri hasti hai ...



#Null pointers -

Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.



# Dangling pointers -

Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.



# goto -

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan ,khatam Ye manzilen hain

kaun si,

Na woh samajh sake na hum



# Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein ,mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein ,

pehle tum, pehle tum



# The debugger -

Jab koi baat bigad jaye, Jab koi mushkil pad jaye ,

Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz



# COM programming in VC

Roop tera mastana ,Pyar mera deewana ,

Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye



# From VC to VB -

Yeh haseen vaadiyan ,Yeh khula asmaan ,

Aa gaye hum kahan



# Untrackable bug -

Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,awaaz de kahin se



# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):

Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua



# And then to the client:

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho



# Load Balancing -

Saathi haath badhana ,ek akela thak jayega ,

mil kar bojh uthana



# Modem - modem talk on a busy connection

suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kuch huwa kya?

abhee to nahin..



# Windows getting open sourced

Parde mein rahne do ,parda na uthao ,

parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha ,

allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba.