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Some C Programming language structure

definitions of Girls.



struct female_professionals

{

double styles;

short skirts;

long time_to_understand_problems;

float mind;

void knowledge;

char non_co-operative;

}



struct married_females

{

double weight;

short tempered;

long gossip;

float hopes;

void word;

char unstable;

}



struct engaged_females

{

double time_on_phone;

short attention_on_work;

long boast;

float on_cloud_nine;

void understanding;

char edgy;

}









struct newly_married_females

{

double dinner_invitation;

short time_at_work;

long lunch_break;

void bank_balance;

char hen_pecked;

}



struct husband_wife_professionals

{

double income;

short tempered;

long time_no_see_each_other;

void love_life;

char money_making;

}



struct beautiful_city_girl

{

double boyfriends;

short affairs;

long stories;

void greymatter;

char flirt;

}



struct old_lady

{

double chin ;

short memory;

long sighs ;

void attention_from_men;

char chatterbox;

}

Hello everyone enjoy these computer songs ....................



# Local variable -

Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,pal do pal meri kahani hai

pal do pal meri hastihai..



# Global variable -

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon, har ik pal meri kahani hai

har ik pal meri hasti hai ...



#Null pointers -

Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.



# Dangling pointers -

Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.



# goto -

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan ,khatam Ye manzilen hain

kaun si,

Na woh samajh sake na hum



# Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein ,mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein ,

pehle tum, pehle tum



# The debugger -

Jab koi baat bigad jaye, Jab koi mushkil pad jaye ,

Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz



# COM programming in VC

Roop tera mastana ,Pyar mera deewana ,

Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye



# From VC to VB -

Yeh haseen vaadiyan ,Yeh khula asmaan ,

Aa gaye hum kahan



# Untrackable bug -

Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,awaaz de kahin se



# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):

Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua



# And then to the client:

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho



# Load Balancing -

Saathi haath badhana ,ek akela thak jayega ,

mil kar bojh uthana



# Modem - modem talk on a busy connection

suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kuch huwa kya?

abhee to nahin..



# Windows getting open sourced

Parde mein rahne do ,parda na uthao ,

parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha ,

allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba.