Some C Programming language structure
definitions of Girls.
struct female_professionals
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;
}
struct married_females
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;
}
struct engaged_females
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;
}
struct newly_married_females
{
double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;
}
struct husband_wife_professionals
{
double income;
short tempered;
long time_no_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money_making;
}
struct beautiful_city_girl
{
double boyfriends;
short affairs;
long stories;
void greymatter;
char flirt;
}
struct old_lady
{
double chin ;
short memory;
long sighs ;
void attention_from_men;
char chatterbox;
}
Hello everyone enjoy these computer songs ....................
# Local variable -
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hastihai..
# Global variable -
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon, har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai ...
#Null pointers -
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers -
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.
# goto -
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan ,khatam Ye manzilen hain
kaun si,
Na woh samajh sake na hum
# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein ,mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein ,
pehle tum, pehle tum
# The debugger -
Jab koi baat bigad jaye, Jab koi mushkil pad jaye ,
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz
# COM programming in VC
Roop tera mastana ,Pyar mera deewana ,
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye
# From VC to VB -
Yeh haseen vaadiyan ,Yeh khula asmaan ,
Aa gaye hum kahan
# Untrackable bug -
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,awaaz de kahin se
# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua
# And then to the client:
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho
# Load Balancing -
Saathi haath badhana ,ek akela thak jayega ,
mil kar bojh uthana
# Modem - modem talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..
# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do ,parda na uthao ,
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha ,
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba.